Smutty Elf Ticket - Bookshelf Decoration

Santa's workshop has a reading corner, and it is absolutely not for the faint of heart. The Smutty Elf ticket is an oversized, retro-style movie ticket bookshelf decoration for readers who like their festive season served with considerably more spice than the tin of shortbread suggests, hand-finished right here at my workshop in the Netherlands.

✦ About This Ticket

Styled like a vintage cinema ticket with raised text, decorative tear-off sides, and holly and mistletoe sprigs — seasonal, cheerful, and absolutely not for the office Secret Santa display shelf. Your member title reads Festive Bitch along the side, and it is worn with the full festive spirit it deserves.

Made for readers who celebrate the holidays with a stack of spicy dark romance and a complete lack of shame about it — a perfect gift for the romantasy reader who decorates their shelf for Christmas, just not in the way anyone else in the room might be expecting.

Designed by TheForbiddenNerd. Printed, finished and shipped by Hand of Stardust.